The very first appearance of Komisario Kalmo, the zombie detective, chronologically. Was supposed to be just a one-off joke.
lyrics
-- Komisario Kalmo ja Synnin Sipulit --
Hälytys!
On piru irti Pirtulassa
Kuutoskujan kulmahalla
Nyssi Osuuskaupan kassan
Hanaa, Kalmo, polje tallaa
Vei sieltä sipulitkin
Ei tätä voida sallia!
Anna periksi vain hampain pitkin
Potki, Kalmo, palleja!
Leikkaa synnin sipuleita
Itkee katumuksen kyyneleet
Haaveita murtuneita
Nyyhkii rikollisten penteleet
On Komisario Kalmo kohta ovella
Rikosta polkaisee munille polvella
Sotkee rosmo kovaa karkuun
Kössimällään fillarilla
Kohta ryhtyy rosvo parkuun
Kiitää Kalmo skootterilla!
Heiluu hattu tuulessa
Pitkä takki peittää luut
Kytee tupakki huulessa
Nyt lähtee hai spiid pursuut
Leikkaa synnin sipuleita
Itkee katumuksen kyyneleet
Haaveita murtuneita
Nyyhkii rikollisten penteleet
On Komisario Kalmo kohta ovella
Rikosta polkaisee munille polvella
Leikkaa synnin sipuleita
Itkee katumuksen kyyneleet
Haaveita murtuneita
Nyyhkii rikollisten penteleet
On Komisario Kalmo kohta ovella
Rikosta polkaisee munille polvella
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Translation:
-- Commissioner Corpse and the Onions of Sin --
Alarm!
A devil's loose in Pirtula
In the corner of Avenue Six
Stole the register from the department store
C'mon, Corpse, stomp the pedal!
Stole all the onions too
We cannot let this pass
Fight them to the last nail
Kick 'em, Corpse, in the balls!
-- Chorus --
Cutting the onions of sin
Crying the tears of regret
Over their broken dreams
Weep the damned criminals
Commissioner Corpse is soon at the door
Knees crime in the groin
The evil-doer is cycling away
On a stolen bicycle
Soon shall the crook start crying
Corpse zooms on a scooter
Hat is flapping in the wind
Long coat covers the bones
Cigarette smolders between his lips
It's time for high speed pursuit!
Cutting the onions of sin
Crying the tears of regret
Over their broken dreams
Weep the damned criminals
Commissioner Corpse is soon at the door
Knees crime in the groin
Cutting the onions of sin
Crying the tears of regret
Over their broken dreams
Weep the damned criminals
Commissioner Corpse is soon at the door
Knees crime in the groin
With “In Silver Halides,” Lowpines have created a collection of rich, textured, deeply-felt rock songs abounding in small sonic details. Bandcamp New & Notable Feb 26, 2018
