-- Verse3 --
Luki lehdestä mies pian lööpin uuden
"Komissaario Kalmo is on tö keis"
Tajus tilanteessa tässä mahdollisuuden
Komissaarion tappo kuuluisuuteen veis
Suunnitteli, tuumi
Hinkkas käsiä yhteen
Valepuvuksi Muumi ja
Torille kytikseen
Taistoa ei kestänyt katsoa heikko
Komissaario Kalmo versus Muumipeikko
-- Bridge --
Kesti mittelö tunnin jos toisenkin
Rikkoi jokaisen kojun ja penkin
Kunnes roskakorista viimeisestä
Nous' lakimiehiä tusinan eestä
Iskivät haasteen käteen miehen
"On Muumien oikeudet Toven"
"Siis änd desist, du nat resist"
"Aim suör juu ket tö gjist"
-- Chorus --
Päätä jääsi
Juristit hääsi
Tulikuumaan selliin jäämies män
Jäätä pyytää
Lakimiehet syyttää
On oikeudet tekijän pyhät
Jäätä pyytävä
Kasvatustaan syyttävä
Jääkuutiomies
--- Commissioner Corpse Faces the Blood-chilling Icecubeman --
-- Verse1 --
Man ate breakfast once
Dipped bread into coffee
Took a sip from icy water
And tasted a whole ice cub
Coughed and wheezed
Beat his back
Gurgled and cackled
Feared asphyxiation
Had no choice but to swallow it whole
His entire body felt cold
-- Verse 2 --
The man noticed, he was the master of ice
His body radiated with coldness
He had received this new power
From the ice cube that almost was his doom
He pondered what to do
And thought about his powers
Soon came upon a thought
That would lead him to crime
With his powers he would steal cash
To rise the level of his way of life
-- Chorus --
Ice, Ice
Iced eyes
Death served in cubes
Dishes out ice
Chills the blood
Icecubeman
Icecubeman
Blood-chilling
Ice-dishing
-- Verse3 --
Soon the man saw the headline
"Commissioner Corpse is on the case"
Realized opportunity in this development
Killing Commissioner would lead him to fame
The plotted and planned
Rubbed his hands together
He'd disguise himself as a Moomin (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moomin)
And go prowl at the market
The resulting fight was not for weak of heart
Commissioner Corpse versus Moomintroll
-- Chorus --
Ice, Ice
Iced eyes
Death served in cubes
Dishes out ice
Chills the blood
Icecubeman
Icecubeman
Blood-chilling
Ice-dishing
Icecubeman
Icecubeman
-- Bridge --
The fight lasted for several hours
Wrecked every stall and bench
Until from the final trashcan left standing
A dozen lawyers emerged
They handed the man a writ of summons
"The rights of the Moomin belong to Tove"
"Cease and Desist, do not resist"
"I'm sure you get the gist"
-- Chorus --
Iced eyes
Exiled by lawyers
Into a red-hot cell the Iceman went
Begs for ice
Accused by lawyers
The rights of creator are holy
With “In Silver Halides,” Lowpines have created a collection of rich, textured, deeply-felt rock songs abounding in small sonic details. Bandcamp New & Notable Feb 26, 2018